Beach Bum - Fake Butt Swim Trunks
Beach Bum - Fake Butt Swim Trunks
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Beach Bum - Fake Butt Swim Trunks
Turn Around. Ruin Someone Else's Afternoon
Stars and stripes up front. Chaos out back.
The back panel is a flat print on fully closed fabric. Full coverage, front to back, top to bottom. Nothing is cut out. Nothing is sheer. Nothing shows.
You'll hear it before you see it
Prepare to be the "butt" of everyone's jokes. The gasp. The "wait —what." The delayed laugh from three chairs down. Someone's mom says something. Someone's dad asks where you got them.
| Beach Bum Trunks | Others | |
|---|---|---|
| Ruins a group photo, permanently | ||
| Gets you photographed by strangers | ||
| Full coverage | ||
| Quick-dry and comfortable | ||
| Becomes a story people retell |
FAQs
Is anything actually showing?
Is anything actually showing?
No. It's a flat print on fully closed fabric — same coverage as any swim trunks you own. The panic it causes is entirely fictional.
How real does it look?
How real does it look?
Up close, obviously printed. From across a pool deck, real enough that people commit to a reaction before they finish processing it. That delay is the product.
What size should I get?
What size should I get?
Go by your actual waist measurement on the chart, not your ego. Between sizes, size up.
Can I get matching pairs for my group?
Can I get matching pairs for my group?
That's what the Duo and Squad packs are for. Mix sizes however you want. A bachelor party in matching pairs is the single most effective use of this product.
Will the print survive real swimming?
Will the print survive real swimming?
Yes. Cold wash, hang dry, never the dryer. Chlorine and salt water are fine.
What if nobody laughs?
What if nobody laughs?
Then you were at a bad party. 30-day money-back guarantee either way.